Feelin’ crabby punk?

Summertime is soft-shell crab time. They’re one of the few things that make summer bearable to ELV. Here’s how to clean one.

Dungeness feel blue ’bout these dog days? Then tell us where the buster soft shells in town are and ELV will annoint you crustacean king if things don’t get too hairy.*

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* Translation: Tell us where you think the best soft-shells in town are and we’ll weigh in with our own opinion in a later post. And before you say it; I know I’m just being shellfish.

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