Top 5 Pizzerias on Wake Up with the Wagners

ELV note: In honor of the NFL playoffs starting tomorrow…and our surfeit of savory appearances on camera this week, our staff hereby dubs this all-pizza/all video Friday!

As usual, you’ll have to toggle over to the 39:50 minute mark to hear and watch us expound on our top 5 pizzerias in the exhaustive, exclusive, exacting, exemplary, exigent, elitist and excelsior tones for which we are known. (All in 3 minutes!)

When Critics Attack….each other…and…BRIO!

ELV note: Scroll to the 16:13 mark to watch ELV’s meltdown over the perplexing popularity of (yet another) vapid, franchised Italian restaurant, and please bear with our scratchy voice that keeps threatening to heal, but which has plagued us for the past two weeks.

And while we’re at it, we’d love for someone to explain to us why Brio is turning away customers every night…