This Just In….Eating Blowfish Testicles Might Not Be Such A Good Idea

Japan: Delicacy Makes Diners Seriously Ill

Blowfish testicles sickened seven diners in Northern Japan recently. The chef and owner of the restaurant where the diners ate in Tsuruoka City had no license to serve blowfish (aka fugu) and was being questioned by police. The diners developed paralysis and breathing trouble, and were rushed to the hospital for treatment, the police said. (AP)

Drat! And ELV woke up this morning jonesin’¬†for fish nads…