No shaky leg, an overuse of the word “really” (really(?)), and equating bai top (whelk) with escargot (??) highlight (lowlight) today’s appearance* on Channel 8 with the always lovely Denise Valdez.

* Since we’re now doing these live on the noon news, when mistakes are made, it’s damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead! — with nary a moment to spare in the two minutes allotted.