This Just In – MARTORANO’S Irresistibility Found To Be Highly Resistible

So offended is Eating Las Vegas by these goomba-centric, faux tough guy ads: …promoting Steve Martorano’s restaurant in the Rio as “Italian Food You Can’t Resist,” that we at ELV are inspired to, yet again, write even more (bad) haiku:

Irresistible

food says Stevie and p.r. folks.

Resistance easy.

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America’s Oldest Restaurants – According To Business Week

http://www.businessweek.com/smallbiz/content/may2009/sb20090512_563898.htm

…Takes you through a list of America’s oldest restaurants.

The inclusion of The Berghoff and Delmonico’s, however, is inexcusable. The Berghoff — formerly one of ELV’s favorite places in the world — closed in ’06. (In response to a posted comment: The Berghoff closed as a full service restaurant, but the space is available for catered events. In our eyes, if a place wants credit and publicity for being a continuous service restaurant, it needs to remain open as a continuous service restaurant.)

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