Just because these two dudes (Elias and Bill) happen to be Official Cousins Of ELV:
…doesn’t mean we can’t offer them up as a little beefcake for the ladies….
And besides, it’s fun to still be able to embarrass them after all these years.
BTW: We caught them waiting for a pretty darn good pan roast (not oysters) being served up by JJ at the Oyster Bar at Palace Station.