After noticing Kaitlin throughout a recent lunch at VG, and realizing that she and her co-hostesses at this hot spot are always so hot we have trouble concentrating on the highly-concentration-worthy food here, we’ve decided to award the management at VG the first ever, Eating Las Vegas Lifetime Achievement Award for their ability to consistently find the …er…ahem…uhmmm…most professional hostesses in town.
Top 10 Reasons To Attend Restaurant Week 2009
The Top 10 Reasons to Attend Restaurant Week 2009:
10) ELV and his staff will be everywhere.
9) Low cost second mortgages offered at Wynn/Encore along with wine list.
8) Gil Grissom needs help investigating week-long outbreak of low-priced meals in Vegas hotels.
7) Britney Spears’ stretch-mark signing at Simon at Palms Place.
6) Go nuts: Have that second Bud Lite.
5) Four words: Carla Pellegrino cooks nude.
4) The homeless and hungry have as much right to a 44″ waist as you do.
3) The grilled cod hollandaise at IHOP just hasn’t been the same since this guy’s parole was revoked.
2) Bartolotta v. Moonen: Tag Team Fish Cleaning.
And the number one reason(s) you should attend as many restaurants as possible for the next seven days:
1) ThreeSquare is a great charity, Executive Director Julie Murray is really cute, and the fact that these gigantic tourist hotels are backing it with almost all of their restaurants means locals can experience spectacular dining and support one of our most worthwhile causes.
Restaurant Week 2009 – Another Shameless Plug For ThreeSquare
We say “shameless” because unlike giving you his insights on the Las Vegas restaurant scene in the erudite, incisive, analytical, ironic, witty and nonpareil prose for which he is known, ELV has decided to print these (worthwhile) press releases verbatim, in an effort to save his rapier-like wit for more fitting subjects, and in hopes of inspiring you to attend as many of these restaurants and events as possible in the coming week. So here it is:
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