Last night, at the Stirling Club, to thunderous applause and world-wide acclaim, ELV beat Clark Country Commissioner Lawrence Weekly and The Morning Zoo’s Chet Buchanan in a cooking contest. Some may argue that his victory was the cooking equivalent of this guy beating us in a footrace, but victory was hard-earned and sweet nonetheless.
Fremont Street – A Disaster Wrapped In A Debacle Surrounded By Failure
To hear ELV speak these profound-yet-depressing words in the pensive, melancholy, lugubrious, dejected, disappointed, despondent and disconsolate tones for which he is known, click here. Otherwise, continue reading after the jump.
BLOW IT UP!
Over the years, ELV has been as big a downtown booster as anyone he knows. He and his staff live downtown, work downtown, and have eaten downtown for over twenty-five years.
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A Tale Of Two Indians
We’re talking dots, not feathers.
In other words, Sitting Bull and Cochise were nowhere in sight.