MILOS’ $20.11 Lunch Marks Vegas’ Return to Civilization

Restaurants are the last refuge of civilization on the planet – Guy Savoy

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“Ahhh civilization, ” is the first thing ELV utters whenever he finds himself on the streets of New York, Chicago, San Francisco, Hong Kong, London, Rome (Italy, not Georgia) or Paris (France, not Tennessee). Civilized folks in big cities take time for a proper lunch. Not a sandwich standing up or a shitty salad bar or a cattle call buffet. A proper lunch. InĀ  a res-taur-ant if you have the time and money, or a cafe, bistro, trattoria, noodle or dim sum shop if you don’t.

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ELV Goes Gay* For Vegas Uncork’d

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Sartorially silly skater Johnny Weir, and comely, conversational cook Cat Cora, made sure everyone had a gay old time at last year’s Vegas Uncork’d Fendi Gala Dinner.

Both of them are known for their alternative lifestyles, (and Weir for having the largest butt ELV has ever seen on a human male): Continue reading “ELV Goes Gay* For Vegas Uncork’d”