One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes man mistake words for thoughts. – Samuel Johnson
What I Do – Restaurant Critic
The whole “What I Do” meme:
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…is getting pretty played out by now, but we at ELV thought using the format — to give a brief description of what restaurant critics really do — was in order. So here goes:
What my friends think I do:

ELV’s Thought for the Day
The food (there) is so tasteless you could eat a meal of it and belch and it wouldn’t remind you of anything. – Redd Foxx