ALLEGRO’s Hot Hosts and Hostesses Wish You a Happy Fourth of July

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Paulina, Angelina, Christian Dominic and Lindsey are both hot (as in: subjectively objectifying their looks) and hotter (as in: it’s still gonna be 113 friggin’ degrees out there today), but that doesn’t keep them from giving everyone who shows up at Allegro a very warm welcome.

Equally incendiary these days is Executive Chef Enzo Febrarro‘s Neapolitan cuisine — available on the same premises, said aforementioned premises of which are always cool. (ELV loves talking like a lawyer-at-law).

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What Should You Drink at 115 Degrees?

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They’re here food fans — the blistering, convection oven days of a Vegas summer — and nothing puts ELV off his feed like a succession of 110 degree afternoons.

But while metabolism adjusts by slowing down during these torrid months, thirsts must still be quenched, fellowships shared, victories celebrated and women seduced.  So, what is a bloke to imbibe when the mercury hits the heights that drove the Paiutes into the mountains for thousands of years?

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Letter of the Week – Incensed Over Ice (Water)

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ELV note: Some may feel “Mr. IAIOI” has gone a bit “Dog Day Afternoon” or “Falling Down” over this problem, but it will be 117 degrees in the shade today, so we will leave it to our loyal readers to put it all in perspective.

Mr. Curtas,
With your wide reader base, many of which are actual restauranteurs, maybe you can address this immensely prevalent problem and get it solved.

The following is a synopsis of what happened at four restaurants in the last two weeks (each time it was a female server, so maybe it’s an estrogen fear of ice).
Each time, it was the same ARGUMENT to try and get ICE in my drink!
The “offenders” were: Firkin On Paradise, Blueberry Hill Family restaurant, Riv Buffet, and Gordon Ramsay!

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