We at ELV have long had a great deal of admiration for Khoury’s — the Mediterranean/Lebanese restaurant formerly located in the far southwest reaches of the valley.
In fact, the only thing we didn’t like about it was how far it was from our house.
ELV Manifesto Update
(Wrong Marx)
It’s time to change things up a little bit.
There’s only so many 1,000 word reviews of restaurants a critic can do before he starts repeating himself, and boring everyone (including himself) in the process.
True Fact: Poor Puns Equal Bad Food
True fact: There has never, in the history of the world, been a good restaurant with a bad food pun for a name.
That is all.