Category: Wine
Memo to all Waitrons re: Dirty Fingernails
Memo to all waitrons:
If you seat people in tight quarters.
And insist on decanting wine that doesn’t need it.
And demand to do so right under their noses.
With your hands quite close to their face.
And charge them $350 for lunch.
Try keeping your fingernails clean.
We’d really appreciate it.
EIFFEL TOWER RESTAURANT – A Room With A View
Regardless of the food at La Tour Eiffel Restaurant, there’s no denying the room and the view is about the best in town.
We’ve always said the Bellagio should charge Jean Joho (and Lettuce Entertain You, his corporate partner) a royalty for the free show it provides patrons of his restaurant.
The interior and the view are so spectacular, and the place is so romantic, and the service is so top-notch, they almost make us forget how overpriced the wine list is.