Savoring the Sweet 16 on My News 3

ELV: Now that the University of Louisville has suffered a (select one:  bonecrushing, gut-wrenching, ego-deflating, gonad-shriveling) defeat at the hands of hated Kentucky, ELV is barely able to crawl out of bed this morning. Those of you still interested in the (select one: stupid, juvenile, overrated, sophomoric, commercial-driven, corrupt, made-for-television freak show) NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament might want to watch this….but what’s the point? ELV is retiring to his hovel with a bag of Cheetos and a quart of Maker’s Mark for the day. That is all.

SAVORING THE SWEET 16

(Best Sports Bars)

Pizza Rock – 201 N. 3rd Street

Todd English P.U.B. – Aria Hotel and Casino

Aces and Ales – 3470 S. Nellis Blvd.

Steiner’s – Multiple locations

Lagasse Stadium – Palazzo Hotel and Casino

New Kids On the Block (on My News 3)

ELV — sporting more chins than a Chinese phone book — discussed our recent (neighborhood) restaurant renaissance and ramen revolution with Kim Wagner yesterday on KSNV TV – My News 3, and announced his top picks among these notable and noshable newcomers.

The Commissary – Downtown Grand Hotel, 206 N. 3rd Street

Cornish Pasty Co. – Commercial Center, 953 East Sahara Ave.

District One Kitchen & Bar – 3400 South Jones Blvd.

The Goodwich – 1516 Las Vegas Blvd. South

Fat Dumpling – 3959 W. Spring Mountain Road

Hiromaru – 5300 W. Spring Mountain Road

Stewart + Ogden – Downtown Grand Hotel, 206 N. 3rd Street