Road Trip – WALLY’S DESERT TURTLE

PART TWO – KICKIN’ IT OLD SCHOOL

Once upon a time in the 1970’s there was a chain of California steakhouses called the Velvet Turtle. Wally’s Desert Turtle, in Rancho Mirage, fifteen minutes up the road from downtown Palm Springs, was the flagship of those restaurants. That chain has faded, but Wally’s is as bright and vivid as it was back in its heyday, right down to its mirrored ceilings, chandeliers and gleaming brass.

This place is such an institution that ELV, hungry for memories of his heyday, was compelled to take a long left turn on his way to L.A. to stop in for a bite.

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Road Trip – THE MAD GREEK

PART ONE – KICKIN’ IT OLD SCHOOL

Heading to SoCal for a weekend in LaLa Land is pretty much a tradition in the ELV household. It’s fun to escape either the heat or cold of Vegas for more moderate climes, get a nice dose of real freeway congestion, and enjoy some pretty tasty eats in a culture that values something other that over-sized, celebrity-chef food factories. And since, as you know, ELV seeks nothing but the best when it comes to shoving things in his piehole, he and his staff always make their first stop at The Mad Greek in Baker.

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Holy Blogspot Batman!

ERIC GLADSTONE SHOOTS…AND SCORES!

The prolific and peripatetic Eric Gladstone writes a Vegas travel blog for Orbitz.com that pretty much answers every annoying question any Vegas tourist might ever ask,* such as: “Where can I see the most celebrities?” or “Is there a good sandwich on the Strip for under 6 bucks?” or “Is it true eyecandy and XS are merging to create NoseCandy — the ultimate after-after-after party lounge in some sky high space permanently “hosted” by the human toothpick?”**

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