The Blonde Leading The Blonde…at MILOS

These distinctly non-Greek ladies welcome everyone to Milos:

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And in case you missed it…here is the video of our segment on Channel 8’s Dishing and Dining with Denise Valdez about the best seafood restaurant in town:

It will give you some edible, as opposed to visual, reasons to hightail it there tonight for some of the freshest fish you’ll ever taste.

ESTIATORIO MILOS

In The Cosmopolitan Hotel and Casino

3708 Las Vegas Blvd. South

Las Vegas, NV 89109

702.698.7930

www.estiatoriomilos.com

STEAK ‘n SHAKE Ain’t Always Right In Sight

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The pickles used to be on top of the burger, the chili used to be greasier (and slightly less spicy), the Chili Mac was bigger, its “secret sauce” was plain ketchup, and the steakburgers were steak-ier…

JE–SUS F*CK–ING CHRIST…couldn’t they get anything right?

But the milk shake, they got right. As good or better than any you’ll taste….anywhere. It is the ne plus ultra of soda fountain shakes and it puts every other fast food “shake” to shame…save maybe In-N-Out’s.

Is ELV being too picky? Well, yeah, and we’re kind of joking too. To be fair, founder Gus Belt and his widow (who was running the operation when ELV fell in love with it in the 6os), probably aren’t rolling over in their graves over what’s happened to their creation…unlike, say, the McDonald Bros. or Harlan Sanders.

In fact, the composition and taste of the dishes we remember so well is remarkably similar to the core products that launched this operation. Where it goes off the rails is in offering everything from salads to swiss and mushroom to…wait for it….chipotle/guacamole burgers!

WTF? Is any of this necessary? Do people walk into Steak ‘n Shake looking for a *&(#%$ chipotle burger?

Imagine, if you will, leaving Las Vegas to seek your fortune in say…New Hampshire. For years you’ve been addicted to In-N-Out burgers, love the short, high-quality menu, went there as a kid, and consumed them through high school. Suddenly, thirty years later, the bigwigs running INO decide to expand to Nashua (pop. 107,217!). You can’t wait. You regale family and friends with tales of fresh cut fries and “animal-style” double-doubles. Then, salivating with suspense, you run to the opening of New Hampshire’s first installment of this iconic institution and find a salad bar, bbq and bacon and (*&^#$% GUACAMOLE BURGERS on the menu!!!! How would you feel?

Yeah, that’s how ELV felt.

Betrayed.

Steak ‘n Shake was the In-N-Out of its day. Simple. Delicious. Perfect.

Stick with the basics —  the classics that made it a Midwestern icon — and you’ll get a reasonable facsimile of the tastes that made this place famous, and of the satisfaction ELV, and so many others, have secreted in their memories.

Order anything else and you’re on your own.

ELV’s lunch came to $12.78 + a $3 tip. In 1970, it would’ve cost him $1.50.

STEAK ‘n SHAKE

In the South Point Hotel and Casino

9777 Las Vegas Blvd. South

Las Vegas, NV 89183

702.796.7111 (no reservations, be prepared to stand in line for at least 15 minutes)

http://www.southpointcasino.com/dining/steak-n-shake.php

Chili Mac Memories

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Sometime around the summer of 1960, Steak ‘n Shake opened a restaurant on Highway 17-92 in Orlando, Florida. My mom, something of a clean freak (and probably perpetually exhausted as the mother of four), was excited when she heard the news, and came to love it because, as she said, “You can see them actually preparing and cooking the food.” Indeed, in those simpler times, all the burgers were ground, formed and smashed (yes, smashed) on the grill right behind the counter, where I watched, with childlike amazement — leaning forward on the stool to get a better look. She also loved it because, unlike McDonald’s and the few other fast food chains around then, there was actually table service with real flatware and china. “If I’m going out to dinner, even a hamburger dinner, I want to be waited on properly,” she would always say.

My father, something of a noodle freak (nobody called it pasta back then), loved it because of the Chili Mac. This tangle of thick, white spaghetti, topped with what I would learn 20 years later was a close approximation of Cincinnati chili, could be inhaled by him in what seemed like three bites. “Slow down, honey,” was her constant admonition. “It’s not going anywhere.” Yours truly, probably in third or fourth grade at the time, remembers his first chomp of the thin, caramelized steakburger, always topped with two long, thin dill pickles, and how it was love at first bite. We had a waitress named Kathy — hardly a youngster — who grabbed our table every time, and came to be known to us as part of our extended family — at least when we came for dinner — usually about once a week.

Our favorite time to go would be after we had spent the day at New Smyrna Beach (back then, Central Florida locals always went to New Smyrna, Daytona was for tourists), and the six of us would troop in, around dusk, tired, sunburned and full of sand. As soon as the familiar bright white and gleaming chrome building came into to sight, the whole family would perk up, and all of us would start chattering about what we were going to order. Even though we knew what was in store, it never kept me from perusing the menu. In fact, Steak ‘n Shake was the first menu I ever poured over, fascinated by a guy named Gus Belt who lived in a strange state named Indiana, who touted the wholesomeness of his food (“We Protect Your Health”), all the way down in Florida. To an 8-year old, it seemed like the most exciting meal in the world, and for five or so years of my childhood, Steak ‘n Shake felt like my own, personal restaurant.

Once teenage-hood was upon me, hangin’ out with mom and dad ceased to be filled with as much wonder, but they could always get me (and my siblings) together for a Steak ‘n Shake run…and the excitement at going always brought us together with palpable joy. Dad always…and I mean always…ordered a bowl of chili and a Chili Mac, and Mom would always chastise him for eating so much. Just like the old man, all of us would get our usual, and I always…and I mean always….got a cheeseburger with pickle and a vanilla shake.

As puberty set in, a driver’s license was gained, girls were discovered, and other fast food joints seduced me with their exotic, tasty carbo-loads. Arby’s (back when the sandwiches were made with real, shaved beef) was the site of my first date, and the A&W Teenburger (loaded with onions, cheese and bacon) turned my head a few dozen times. But when it was a quality burger I was after, I always remember my mother and dad espousing the merits of a real steakburger, and remembering how those cylindrical hockey pucks of raw beef were smashed down on that open grill to bring forth all that thin, crispy, beef goodness.

How many times did I eat in a Steak ‘n Shake in that ten year span? 100? 200? Probably, something in that neighborhood. Memories of those meals, those good times, and those flavors, are seared into my brain like the proteins on that grill, and, to this day, the mere mention of this franchise brings a sparkle to my eye and a tingle to my heart.