But I will place this carefully fed pig

Within the crackling oven; and, I pray,

What nicer dish can e’er be given to a man?

Aeschylus

Everything in a pig is good. What ingratitude has permitted his name to become a term of opprobrium? – Grimod de la Reyniere

Inhabitants of underdeveloped nations and victims of natural disasters are the only people who have ever been happy to see soybeans. – Fran Lebowitz

Music with dinner is an insult to both the cook and the violinist. – G. K. Chesterton