Food is our common ground, a universal experience. – James Beard
Offerings of food have been breaking down barriers for centuries. – Estee Lauder
Category: Food For Thought
ELV’s Thought(s) for the Day
I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team. – Art Buchwald
The first requirement of a politician is that he be dull. This is not always easy to achieve. – Dean Acheson
What I’ve Learned: Women Taste Like Oysters
If you have an appetite for life, stay hungry.
You are no better or worse than anyone else. You are not as good or bad as you think you are either. These were the two most important lessons my parents taught me.
What someone thinks about when they masturbate is probably as kinky as they’re ever going to get. (I learned this the hard way.)
The older you get, the stupider sports become.
Fame is a drug.
If you’re not playing them, sports are a colossal waste of time.
All religions start with the cry “Help!”
Golf and sex are the only two things in life you can be terrible at and still enjoy.
Never bet on anything that eats.
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