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The young always have the same problem — how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now solved this by defying their parents and copying one another. – Quentin Crisp

If you can’t annoy somebody, there’s little point in writing. – Kingsley Amis

If I didn’t have writing, I’d be running down the street hurling grenades in people’s faces. – Paul Fussell

Erection is chiefly caused by parsnips, artichokes, turnips, asparagus, candied ginger, and acorns bruised to a powder drunk in muscatel. – Aristotle