So they broke (a heifer) up forthwith, and cut out he rump-slices in proper form, and wrapped them one slice between two pieces of fat, and laid other slices of raw flesh upon these. The old King burnt them upon the faggots, and poured over them sparkling wine; the young men stood by his side, holding their five-prong forks in their hands. Then, after the rump-slices were burnt, and they had divided the tripes, they chopped up the rest and ran the pieces on spits, and grilled them holding the ends of the spits in their hands. – Homer, Odyssey (c. 800 B. C.)

Going to a white-run barbecue is like going to a gentile internist: It might turn out all right, but you haven’t made any attempt to take advantage of the percentages. – Calvin Trillin

Barbecue is more than a meal; it’s a way of life. – Greg Johnson and Vince Staten, Real Barbecue (1988)

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue. – Oscar Levant

Say!

I like green eggs and ham!

I do, I like them Sam-I-am!

And I would eat them in a boat.

And I would eat them with a goat…

And I will eat them in the rain.

And in the dark . And on a train.

And in a car. And in a tree.

They are so good, so good, you see!

Theodore Seuss Geisel, Green Eggs and Ham (1960)