Ted Allen Cooks His Favorite Pretentious Foodie Bullshit Meal

ELV note: This is just too funny not to post. Merci beaucoup to FFF (Favorite Foodie Friend) Scott Abramowitz for putting us on to this. The Onion rocks!


Celebrity Chef Ted Allen Cooks His Favorite Pretentious Foodie Bullshit Meal

BTW: ELV loves some kind of stupid something or other with his expensive fish. And don’t forget the pureed baby turnips!

Whole Foods Ultimate Food Fight

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What do you get when you combine five chefs, one main ingredient, the bounty of Whole Foods and 45 minutes of high pressure cooking? Why, The Ultimate Food Fight at Whole Foods in Henderson, of course, where last week the talented toques from five separate Whole Foods Markets squared off over….stuffing!

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