From pigs to babes:

“Las chicas es son muy caliente!” is how Columbian sculptor/artist Fernando Botero would say it, and ELV could make a joke about how finely sculpted Shantel, Jennifer, Alyssa and the muy atractiva chica Sara {not pictured} — are, but he won’t.

But he will tell you they are so apasionado-inducing that he and his staff would eat at Botero even if Chef Mark LoRusso were cooking up nothing but tocino with cocido.