Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. – Dave Barry

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six. – Yogi Berra

Quantity is diametrically opposed to quality. – Lionel Poilâne

The quality of anything is inversely proportional to how much it is advertised. – ELV