I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team. – Art Buchwald
The first requirement of a politician is that he be dull. This is not always easy to achieve. – Dean Acheson
Author: John Curtas
What I’ve Learned: Women Taste Like Oysters
If you have an appetite for life, stay hungry.
You are no better or worse than anyone else. You are not as good or bad as you think you are either. These were the two most important lessons my parents taught me.
What someone thinks about when they masturbate is probably as kinky as they’re ever going to get. (I learned this the hard way.)
The older you get, the stupider sports become.
Fame is a drug.
If you’re not playing them, sports are a colossal waste of time.
All religions start with the cry “Help!”
Golf and sex are the only two things in life you can be terrible at and still enjoy.
Never bet on anything that eats.
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ELV Hits the Bottle at 6 AM!
ELV note: Scroll across the video to the 34:31 minute mark (remembering the video time tracks in descending order) to witness us toasting the end of the year in style (and with a stylish Cremant de Alsace from Marche Bacchus) yesterday morning at 6:10 am on Wake Up with the Wagners. Gayola, Oogy WaWa and Happy New Year!