ELV’s accountant, whose name must, for national security purposes, remain confidential, but whose initials are: Bruce Bloch,* has asked ELV to occasionally remind his thousands of readers that he is also a lawyer-at-law.**
As in: ELV practices law.
As a lawyer.
He’s got big framed papers with lots of fancy lettering on them on his walls and everything.
Which means he takes clients…and everything.
In fact, aside from his notoriety gained over the past fifteen years as The World’s Greatest Restaurant Critic**** ELV has also served as President of the Clark County Bar Association, on the State Bar Board of Govenors, and on numerous legal-eagle committees and such that are too numerous to mention and too boring to recount.
He also ran for judge once, but that didn’t work out so well.
Yup, ELV’s got mad skilz when it comes to ciphering, cogitatin’ and ruminatin’ over whatever, business, real estate or money mess youz gone an got yourselves into.
We actually go to court, all dressed up an’ such, and just talk. And here’s the good part: people pay us money….JUST TO TALK! (And to think, that’s the hard part.)
Is this is a great country or what?
Hell, that’s almost as good as being paid to eat.
Which is something else we’re good at.
* Bruce D. Bloch, CPA, A Professional Corporation
1401 Hillshire Drive, Suite 130
Las Vegas, NV 89134
** ELV’s ex-wives have also expressed interest in ELV publicizing this fact, as have his two sons, both of whom were recently apprised of what, one day, will be their pitifully small inheritance.
*** Please send your checks to:
Law Offices of John A. Curtas
317 South Sixth Street
Las Vegas, NV 89101
**** Self-proclaimed, but also heartily endorsed as such by each of ELV’s ex-wives (and the long-suffering Food Gal®), all of whom eagerly await the day his food writing revenue exceeds the cost of his Burgundy habit.