We (the Chinese) eat food for its texture, the elastic or crisp effect it has on our teeth, as well as for fragrance, flavor and color. – Lin Yutang

Never eat Chinese food in Oklahoma. – Bryan Miller

Every writer who is honest is motivated by two things: one, the desire to show off; and two, the habit of noticing unpleasant facts. – Paul Fussell paraphrasing George Orwell