In Mexico we have a word for sushi: bait. – José Simon

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn’t lost any weight, but she sure can climb a tree. – Henny Youngman

Great eaters of meat are in general more cruel and ferocious than other men. – Jean-Jacques Rousseau

I have known many meat eaters to be far more nonviolent than vegetarians. – Mohandas Gandhi