Social Media Meltdown on News 88.9 FM KNPR – Nevada Public Radio

In case you missed it, click here to hear ELV’s commentary of last Thursday about his various adventures in the social media world, delivered in the lyrical, lofty, heroic, sublime, epic and eloquent tones for which he is known.

And a free holiday turkey to anyone who guesses the name of that marvel of Mediterranean mediocrity from which ELV has been forever banned. Hint: Its initials are Paymon’s Downtown Mediterranean. (KNPR didn’t want me bear-baiting the notoriously cheesecloth-skinned owner, but ELV considers it his civic duty to call a spade a spade* on his own website.)

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* “Anyone who calls a spade a spade should be forced to use one.” – Oscar Wilde