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We’re sorry Geno Bernardo’s New York Jets fell to the Steelers 24-19 in yesterday’s NFL playoff game. (We’re also sorry for the poor quality of the first picture.)
Continue reading “Geno’s Jets Lose, but His Veal is a Winner”
SLOPPI JO’S – A Food Truck Built For ELV
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ELV loves strippers. He’s always found it amusing to pay for the pleasure of watching attractive young women pretend to be interested in him. ELV loves New Mexican red chilies even more. Put the two together and you have a food truck we can get behind…or in front of…as the pictures will attest.
The best thing about Sloppi Jo’s is you can enjoy its incendiary red pork Sloppi Jo, breakfast burrito, green chili cheeseburger or fiery green chile chicken drunk or sober…unlike strippers…who we have always felt were best felt when in some highly advanced state of altered consciousness. The second best thing about Sloppi Jo’s is the authenticity of the ingredients, and the third great thing about it is how much cheaper it is to satisfy your oral cravings this way.
Another plus comes from its weekend location — right in front of Sapphire’s Gentleman’s Club* — giving you an excuse to get both your oral cravings satisfied in one fell swoop. It’s like…the ultimate one stop shopping for female mammary-lovin’-New Mexican-craving-chile-heads!
Is this a great country or what?
SLOPPI JO’S
702.608.4410 (call for times and locations — it’s not always at Sapphire’s)
* ELV has been in many a gentleman’s club and seen nary a gentleman in sight.
Letter of the Week – “White Trash” ELV Getting Real Gay
ELV note: Occasional commenter rideslowLV recently rode into our restaurant round-table roustabout with this well-reasoned(?) retort:
This shit is getting real gay…. half you bitches talk about the death of French food in Vegas. Go to Andres at the Monte Carlo and taste the BEST french food in Las Vegas. you idiots have no clue. GFX knows what up!!!
But john curtas wont tell you how good that is, because he is not humble enough to just shut the fuck up and enjoy a top notch meal. Pure White Trash.
French cuisine with its NEW SCHOOL twists has just begun. All you bitches talking about club crowds and revenue, you have no clue what a restaurant should pull monthly, budget allowances, etc.
Look at Jet Tila, that fool is kicking ass, sinatra is kicking ass, SW is still in the top 5 steakhouses in Las Vegas.
You guys are all bitches, and seriously if you dine the way you act on this blog, keep your fucking money or throw it into a machine and save the bullshit for the McDonalds drive thru. Your all white trash.
Signed,
Buncha C*NT$
ELV responds:
Eating Las Vegas has one and only one rule regarding censorship of comments made to this site: No witless profanity and no personal attacks on other commenters or individuals mentioned. (Okay, that’s two, but we never could count…that’s why we went to law school.)
Everything else is fair game, including personal attacks/criticisms of ELV — because we’re a big boy and because a critic needs to be able take as well as dish it out — and because critiquing the critic is half the raison d’etre of this site.
ELV doubts rideslowLV grasps these concepts, as we’re guessing he’s a line cook who thinks he’s hot stuff, regardless of never having traveled east of Vegas or north of Bakersfield.
Regardless, this comment/opinion came close to the line, but we at ELV thought our bitch, gay, white trash readership might appreciate the wealth of insight contained therein.
Bitch-i-ly yours,
ELV