The Worst of Las Vegas

It’s not easy living with the worst metropolitan newspaper in America. But when they invade our territory, something needs to be said. Here are our comments on some of the Review-Journal’s “Best Of…” categories in food and drink.

This isn’t pretty.

You have been warned.

RESULTS OF THE REVIEW-JOURNAL’S BEST OF LAS VEGAS READER’S POLL:

2010 – Best Bar Food

Readers’ Pick:

Timbers Bar & Grill

Multiple locations

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We figure Timbers’ win this year has much to do with a menu that’s heavy on comfort food/bar food favorites, updated with slightly sophisticated touches in keeping with modern tastes. And the beauty of this menu is its vast variety, including seven types of burgers, plus fish, steaks, pizza and more. Longtime winner PT’s Pub finishes a distant second.

Our Pick:

Steiner’s — A Nevada-Style Pub

Multiple locations

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When we think of Steiner’s we think of dark, dank, smoky poker bars — because Steiner’s is none of these things. No, this is a poker bar for the 21st century and it has the menu to prove it, with such dishes as a lamb chop appetizer, the mere memory of which makes us hungry. And we like the fact that Steiner’s has such a sense of place, with the dishes on its menu named after various Nevada locales.

ELV Pick: Steiner’s is okay, Timbers is frozen food heaven, and both are populated by the sort of video poker drones who give our neighborhood bars a bad name. A great example of the low-brow clientele the R-J constantly panders to.

Neither is in the same league as the munchies at FIRST Food & Bar.

Runner Up: Simon at Palms Place.

2010 – Best Barbeque

Readers’ Pick:

Famous Dave’s

Multiple locations

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We wonder how much Dave himself becoming the frontman on his company’s commercials — a sort of latter-day version of that other famous Dave, the late Mr. Thomas of Wendy’s — has to do with this chain becoming front and center in readers’ minds, but we’d guess it’s also because there are so many valley locations that it’s convenient to all. Oh, and those ribs, lip-smackin’ good. Memphis Championship Barbecue finishes second.

Our Pick:

T.C.’S Rib Crib

8470 W. Desert Inn Road

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T.C.’s is kind of the antithesis of Famous Dave’s — one little storefront, versus a slew of locations — but what they do have in common is dedication to the art of barbecue. Three types of ribs are available, but the pulled pork never fails to amaze us with its sweet, smoky, moist and tender wonderfulness. And we absolutely love the fact that we can get fried okra on the side.

ELV Pick: The barbecue in Las Vegas is horrendously bad, and as a dyed-in-the-wool Southern ‘cue snob, we can assure you no one at the R-j or their readers knows a damn thing about the subject. But when we have a hankerin’ for pulled pork or baby backs we go to Memphis Championship Barbecue. It ain’t Maurice’s Piggy Park, or Kreutz’s, or Struttin’ Gates, but is good enough when a craving hits.

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Letter(s) of the Week – Exchange

ELV note: We usually don’t print letters about restaurants we are not acquainted with, but we thought this complaint, followed by a solicitous response from the owner, merited your consideration:

Howdy ELV! (ELV loves it when his pardners use western slang.)

As a eager reader of your blog, I felt compelled to share the experience I just had at the new quick-eat pasta restaurant, MacShack* (parent company: Nora’s). It’s located on the NW corner of Warm Springs/Durango.

I ordered a entree-sized Spinach Salad ($7.29) with an “add-on protein” of Shrimp for $1.50, to go. When I got home and opened it, it was an OK-sized salad, with ONE large shrimp. I called them to ask if it was a mistake, but nope, it is their policy. Evidently, as an add-on, the policy is one shrimp. For chicken, 3 oz., for quarter-sized meatballs, 2 balls. If ordered in a dish (granted, there is one dish with shrimp included, which also includes chicken and sausage), you would get 2 shrimp. Now, this is a build-your-own pasta place. So, the majority or their menu is add on!

So, I just find this completely ridiculous. I was told by their manager that they pay $1.10 on each shrimp, which seems crazy to me too (or, high-quality shrimp better reserved for a fancier restaurant).

Anyway, I would bet this stuff is a little low-grade for you and your blog.** But I just feel compelled to try to spread this story, in the hopes that more people complain, and the place changes their policy. ‘Cause it was pretty decent food. My fiance loved his wheat pasta with meat sauce, everything looked fresh and cooked-to-order.

(So if this happens to make it to your “letter of the week,” then maybe they will hear the message, from a well-respected food critic, and change their policy.)

Beyond that, LOVE your blog, I use your taste buds as my guide to Vegas, and I would die to have your job. Got any internships?***

Thanks.
Befuddled Betsy

The owner’s prompt response:

Dear Betsy,

Thank you so much for your interest in us and I assure you the shrimp policy will be changed first thing in the morning!! I’m sure you know that this was only our second day being open, and we are trying really hard to offer a top quality quick serve pasta concept. Your input is greatly appreciated and the shrimp will be changed immediately.

Thank you again for giving us the opportunity to fix this and for contributing in the development of a new and exciting concept. MacShack.

Signed,

S. Marcello Mauro

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* If Ronald McDonald’s predatory corporate practices hold true to form, the owner’s of MacShack can expect a cease and desist letter (for trademark infringement) from his corporate lawyers any day now. When that occurs, ELV can be reached at the Law Offices of John A. Curtas, 317 South Sixth Street, Las Vegas, NV 89101, 702.678.5070, john@curtaslaw.com.

** As a matter of fact…

*** ELV is always looking for interns, but The Food Gal® now insists that they be fabulously fat and on the far side of fifty. That’s probably because she disapproved of my last one.