First, to all of you — ELV’s faithful readers and post-ers: HAPPY THANKSGIVING FROM EATING LAS VEGAS, and his entire staff!
Secondly, since we know you’re already tired of holiday quizzes and trivia contests, ELV thought he’d tickle your brain stems with a contest about something else. So, my fine feathered famously full food fact freaks:
Can you identify the origin of these quotes?*
“I don’t wish to address anyone by name who has had their finger up my rectum.”
“Take two stars from Chez Auguste. I ate there last night and generated more gas than an Arabian oil field puts out in a month.”
“It’s no more trouble to make a good omelet than a bad one.”
“…(you are) a fat piece of rancid headcheese!”
“Every fold of (my) skin is a sonnet…every chin, a concerto!”
“You don’t have to have laid an egg to be able to smell a bad one.”
“You may have had her body, but I’ve had her creams, her meringues, her breads and her cakes.”
“I will make love to you six times: primi, antipasti, pasta, pesce, carne….and dolce!”
“I have a fantastic body…you will love touching it.”
First prize: Lunch with ELV and a mega-babe of his choosing (assuming her 1-900 number still works)
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* And no, the answer isn’t: Last night in ELV’s bedroom.