ELV note: A serious crash of our main computer over the weekend has put a serious dent in Eating Las Vegas’ ability to post any pictures or articles for the next few days.
We at ELV are hopeful the site will be back to normal by Wednesday…but until then, our loyal readers (and you know who you are) will have to content themselves with mining our archives for the pearls of palatable prose and gastronomic gold for which we are known.
ELV apologizes for the inconvenience.
She weighs barely 8 stones, has the smoothest, whitest, prettiest skin we’ve ever seen, a sweet as cherry pie disposition, hardly drinks, never overeats, and possesses the cutest little button nose you’ll ever fall in love with….but boy, she snores more than a drunken sailor in a Cartegena whorehouse.
For this reason, we’re going on our two mile run* extra early this Sunday morning.
“Run,” of course, is just a figure of speech. It’s more like a slow trot. But it’s the reason ELV, though hardly svelte, doesn’t resemble Mr. Creosote. Our goal is to drop 10 lbs. in the next couple of months…but The Food Gal®, deep in her slumber, probably has fantasies more along these lines.