For those too weary to fight through the lists of nominees posted below, and too exhausted from all the negative news to actually read anything, click here to hear ELV announce the JBF Vegas nominees in the honeyed, soothing, symphonic, resonant and euphonic tones for which he is known.
Or if you just can’t get enough of ELV’s writing, his radio script is available after the jump.
When Steven A. Shaw comes to town, and asks yours truly to whisk him from venue to venue, in a nine hour Asian eating orgy — well, the invitation is just too good to resist.
Read on after the jump if you wish (and to see the tasty snaps), or click here to hear ELV expound on this profound event in the stentorian tones for which he is known, on News 88.9 FM KNPR – Nevada Public Radio.