Category: Food

HEART ATTACK GRILL – Chandler, AZ

To lengthen life, lessen thy meals. – Benjamin Franklin

Although Eating Las Vegas usually eschews barbaric chewing on masses of meat, certain friends of ELV have been known to indulge in such overblown ingestion; so we thought this (very funny) video was a must see for them: http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=4632991n

And even though we can’t vouch for the food, any place that’s had to weather a defamation lawsuit from a bunch of thin-skinned nurses is A-OK in our book.

HEART ATTACK GRILL

6185 W. Chandler Blvd.

Chandler, AZ 85226

www.heartattackgrill.com

BAZIC FUSION RESTAURANT

This is the sort of place where middle-aged, white guys in business suits elicit lots of “what’s a round-eye like you doing in here?” befuddlement from the staff when they walk in. After they stop staring (because you’re the first middle-age white guy in a suit ever to appear in the place), that staff then tries to talk you out of ordering anything good — assuming that being lost and starving are the only things that could’ve gotten you there.

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Slow Down, Save A Salmon – on News 88.9 FM KNPR – Nevada Public Radio

Click here to hear ELV read the following script in the dulcet, harmonious tones for which he is known — on News 88.9 FM KNPR – Nevada Public Radio. Or read on to your heart’s content….

SLOW DOWN, SAVE A SALMON

If you think about it, that Thanksgiving meal you had last Thursday was a celebration of the Slow Food movement’s philosophy. That philosophy being, according to the Slow Food charter: “Celebrating food traditions of North America through programs and activities dedicated to taste education, the defense of biodiversity, and the building of food communities. Because America’s Thanksgiving feast is, if nothing else, a time to slow down and savor good food and good company.

Perhaps you were thinking about that as you were stuffing all that stuffing into your pie hole….

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