The critical period in matrimony is breakfast-time. – A. P. Herbert (Uncommon Law 1935)

My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or our marriage would’ve been wrecked. – Winston Churchill

Californians invented the concept of life-style. This alone warrants their doom. – Don DeLillo

I’m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin deep. That’s deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas? – Jean Kerr