Beer is not a good cocktail party drink, especially in a home where you don’t know where the bathroom is. – Billy Carter (1977)

Las Vegas was never meant to be seen by day. – Peter Beagle

It would be difficult to conceive of a more remote and cheerless place* than Nevada. – Bill Bryson

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* Obviously, Mr. Bryson has never attended one of ELV’s infamous hot tub parties.

A critic is a man created to to praise greater men than himself, but he is never able to find them. – Richard Le Gallienne

In the arts, the critic is the only independent source of information. The rest is advertising. – Pauline Kael