Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously. – Woody Allen

(On sex) The pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable. – Lord Chesterfield

In the duel of sex, women fight from a dreadnought and man from an open raft. – H. L. Mencken

Did you know there is this one block where you can buy croissants in five different places? There’s one store called Bonjour Croissant. It makes me want to go to Paris and open a store called Hello Toast. – Fran Lebowitz

Favorite animal: steak. – Fran Lebowitz

If you can’t say anything good about someone, sit right here by me. – Alice Roosevelt Longworth