Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call. – Richard Lewis

The critical period in matrimony is breakfast-time. – A. P. Herbert (Uncommon Law 1935)

My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or our marriage would’ve been wrecked. – Winston Churchill

Californians invented the concept of life-style. This alone warrants their doom. – Don DeLillo