I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can’t stop eating peanuts. – Orson Wells
If one begins eating peanuts, one cannot stop. – H. L. Mencken
Author: John Curtas
BACHI BURGER Better Bring It
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BACHI BURGER — a place of which ELV has been less than fond in the past — is soon to open right next door to Rocket Fizz, right between RF and the Regal Village Square Theaters. We have no insider info — they don’t exactly cotton to a critic whose review headline read: “Botching Burgers” — but from the look of things, they’re less than a month away.
ROCKET FIZZ-ie-li-cious
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Shhhh…here’s a secret: Obscure soda pops are ELV’s private passion — right up there with Niner’s football, Hedy Lamarr in her prime, and his all-consuming fears of Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia, and Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia,