I never see any home cooking. All I get is fancy stuff.* – Duke of Ediburgh
The onion is the truffle of the poor. – Robert J. Courtine
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* This could be the restaurant critic’s lament.

I JUST READ THE EXTENSIVE ARTICLE ON RESTAURANTS THAT WAS IN THE SUN THIS MORNING. I READ THE WHOLE THING AND NOT ONCE WAS ANDRE ROCHET’S NAME MENTIONED.
ELV’s Inviolable Beef Aphorism: Eat any steak under $20 at your own risk.
ELV’s Inviolable Beef Aphorism #2: Any steak priced under $20 is probably better ground into hamburger meat.
ELV’s Inviolable Beef Aphorism #3: Those going to a restaurant for a $20 steak would be better off cooking one at home.