ELV — the man, the myth, the galloping, gallivanting gastronome — returned to Las Vegas last night after a week of gourmanding his way through Dallas and Washington D.C..

His reviews — garrulous, grating, grandiloquent and gratifying — shall return later this week as soon as he gets grounded.

Just thought you gourmets would like to know.

In the meantime, feel free to follow him on Twitter or Instagram.