Rain is good for vegetables, and for the animals who eat those vegetables, and for the animals who eat those animals. – Samuel Johnson, 1709-1784
Persons living entirely on vegetables are seldom of plump and succulent habit. – William Cullen, 1710-1790
Vegetarians have wicked, shifty eyes, and laugh in a cold and calculating manner. They pinch little children, steal stamps, drink water, favour beards…wheeze, squeak, drawl and maunder… – J. B. Morton, 1893-1979