ELV’s Staff Missed Halloween by a Day

ELV’s hardworking staff:


…was working so hard yesterday they plum forgot it was All Hallow’s Eve.

Which, BTW, also happens to be Nevada Day.

Sort of appropriate, huh?

Anyway, we wuz so bizy, we forgots ta dress up and wish everyone a Happy Halloween/Nevada Day.

So Happy Whatever….and we hope the slutty nurse costumes were out in force.

On the adults…not the eight year olds.

Which leads us to the question: When did adults hijack Halloween? And why?

And when will they learn that anyone over the age of twelve looks absurd in a costume?