ELV’s Thought for the Day

Most people in California came from somewhere else. They moved to California so they could name their kids Rainbow or Mailbox and purchase tubular Swedish furniture without getting laughed at. It’s a tenet also in California that the fiber of your clothing is equivalent to your moral fiber. Your “lifestyle” (as they say) is your ethic. This means that in California you don’t really have to do anything, except look healthy, think good thoughts and pat yourself on the back about what a good person you are. And the waiters in California want to be called by their first name. I don’t know why.Ian Shoales

2 thoughts on “ELV’s Thought for the Day

  1. Amazing how many cliches can be packed into one paragraph. When was this written? 30 years ago? Looks like Shoales didn’t explore much in California if that’s the best he can do.

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